John McCain Are You Fucking Serious Right Now??

Okay so the Republican National Convention started today. Today, McCain also picked his choice for VP- Alaska Governer Sarah Palin. Now normally I would not give a damn about what John McCain is doing but there are some key moves that McCain made that can be critical but he's fucking kidding himself if he thinks they are gonna work.

So he picked a woman. Does McCain think the Hillary supporters are going to come rushing over to support him now just because he picked a woman!? Don't get me wrong. It's a nice move but we don't know this woman! SHE HAS NO LEGACY. Wow she's the governer of the friggin last state to be annexed to the U.S. First of all she's been a governer for 20 months and was a mayor for 2 terms. Plus she's three years younger than Obama. So here this....

I DONT WANNA HEAR NO BODY FUCKING SAY OBAMA IS INEXPERIENCED BECAUSE THIS CHICK PALIN IS YOUNGER THAN OBAMA AND HAS NO EXPERIENCE WHEN IT COMES TO NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL POLITICS. HER BIGGEST TESTAMENT TO THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING SURE THAT THERE IS ENOUGH SNOW FOR A DOG-MUSHING RACE. SO JOHN MCCAIN IF YOU FUCKING SAY OBAMA HAS INEXPERIENCE JUST LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT AND SEE WHO YOU HAVE AS YOUR RUNNING MATE. SOME HARD ASS BITTER CONSERVATIVE WOMAN WHO HAS NO EXPERIENCE HERSELF!

Another thing is that John McCain picked someone is younger than Obama.

DOES HE HONESTLY THING THIS WOMAN CAN INVIGORATE THE CROWD LIKE OBAMA CAN?! FUCK NO! DOES HE REALLY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO BRING THE YOUNG CROWD OUT LIKE OBAMA CAN?!? FUCK NO!

I'm sorry to anyone who is offended by this but tell me Im wrong! TELL ME IM WRONG! You know what...you cant so fuck off.

Keep Your Damn Chicken Sandwich!!!

Well for the past week I have been watching the Beijing Olympics and with every commercial break there are advertisements by the "proud sponsors". Some of those sponsors are Home Depot, Coca Cola, etc but the most annoying of the sponsors has to be McDonald's. They have been promoting their new southern style chicken buscuit/sandwich for the past month and it just jumped full scale during the Olympics.

What gets me really heated in these commercials is how stereotypical the black people are acting in the commercials!

Why Being 18 Is Not All Thats Cracked Up To Be

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So I've been 18 now for one month and 3 days. During my days of 17-year-old-hood I couldn't wait to turn 18. The freedom. The adulthood. The legality of being 18. Now that I am 18 I wish I can turn back. And I'll tell you why.

Remember those times you felt like you knew everything (maybe you did know everything) and people called you out for it? Well expect that everyone thinks that you know everything instead of looking for help and answers. When you are 18, people expect that you know everything and aren't in the age of niavety. Maybe your getting a bank card for the first time or getting your own doctor instead of a pediatrician. The people around you will expect you to know how to use a bank card and manage your account and find a proper physician. Who the fuck knows how to do that the minute they turn 18?? Well I sure don't.

Anyway I dont give a fuck.

What's Your Addiction?

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is it money? is it girls? is it weed?. We all have our addictions whatever it may be. Mine just happens to be the sweetest sin. That's right. I'm addicted to Coldstone Creamery ice cream. Me and this delicious incarnation of heaven on earth met on one sun shiny day in the summer of 2006 in Virginia. My brother took me out for ice cream as a treat and asked me if I had ever had Coldstone Ice Cream. Coldstone hadn't caught up up North yet. At least by me so I figured I'd try it. Plus they told me they make the ice cream right in front of you and you can virtually have any flavor with any topping.

As a first timer I was wary of the Coldstone experience. I mean who eats cheesecake ice cream??! So I went with Cake Batter (which I eat regardless lmfao) and chocolate chips with some cookie dough. On the first bite I was in love. And then out of no where the people behind the counter start singing. Singing?? In an ice cream shop??!! They were so delighted and excited that I gave them a tip. The song was corny and cute and from there I was hooked. I knew that this is where I wanted to be. Once it caught on up here I even applied to work in the Coldstone in our nearby mall. Sadly they weren't hiring. Anyway. Where ever there is a Coldstone I am guaranteed to be there buying my favorite creation seen in the pic over there --> : Birthday Cake Remix aka Heaven in a Cup. Its Cake Batter ice cream with brownies, hot fudge and rainbow sprinkles. It has a taste so divine . It was my biggest regret not to have a delicious cup on my birthday WHEN ITS FREE. Ugh I was so disgusted. Nevertheless I am strong.

I know your thinking I'm too overboard just for some ice cream. BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE GUILTY PLEASURES TOO! THAT FOOT FETISH YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT! EATING HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE WITH ALMONDS! DRINKING MONSTERS AND RED BULLS! OR EATING A PACK OF SWEDISH FISH EVERY NIGHT! SO DON'T COME AT ME FOR WHAT I LOVE!! YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR BEN AND JERRYS, YOUR HAAGEN DASZ AND JUST SHOVE IT! .....well...whatever your addiction is let me know. I wanna hear about your sweetest sins. Anyway, I'm off to go get some Coldstone.

Why No One Cares About My Blog

So I've had this blog for a while. And still I blog to no one. I thought having this thing was supposed to be fulfilling. Maybe the lack of promotion may be the cause but I figured importing the blog as a note on facebook would do something for me and its gotten me some views but no shout outs. I thought about some of the reasons why someone would not want to look at my blog. Number 1 is because its always a semi-rant going on and sometimes I make little to no sense like this one right here. Oh well. Anyway I'm done rambling on about this I'm still watching the Olympics. GO TEAM U.S.A!

Why Seth Rogen is the Fucking Man!...

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Okay so I'm going to see Pineapple Express today with Chrissy. A little less than a month ago I wouldn't go and see a stoner movie like Pineapple Express until I saw Knocked Up which is honestly the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Seth first appeared in a supporting role on Freaks and Geeks along with Pineapple Express co-star James Franco(which is the shit!) Then he starred in and co-produced another funny ass movie, The 40-Year Old Virgin which was directed by Judd Apatow. This is like the start of the frigging Rogan/Apatow Funny Machine Alliance! Well actually that started with Freaks and Geeks because Apatow directed it. They then did Knocked Up of course which had me peeing in my pants especially at the part where Seth curses out the doctor over the phone...

Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor and you are not fucking here, you know where your at? Your at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass. Your dead, your Tupac, you are fucking Biggie you piece of shit, I hope you fucking die or drop the chair and kill that fucking kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace fucker!

Oh yeah Rogan was also in You Me and Dupree where he stole his friends Asian porn out the trash lmfao XD. I didn't even know he was in Anchorman (another Apatow hit that was friggin hilarious) until Wikipedia told me. SUPERBAD! Which I have yet to see (-____-) which he co-wrote and Apatow co-produced. And then Drillbit Tayler which I didn't see yet either. So what's next for Rogan?? He's gonna play the Green Hornet in the Green Hornet movie in 2010!!! Wowza. So yeah he's a friggin comedic genius and Apatow is also the man. Keep cranking the funny machine gentlemen because 18 year old teenage girls approve. LMFAO.

CANT WAIT TO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS IM LIKE JUMPING OUT OF MY SEAT!

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PINEAPPLE EXPRESS WAS PISS IN YOUR PANTS FUNNY! OMG

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Jill Scott

Number 6 - Jill Scott
Jill from the Phil first began her career as a spoken word artist until she was discovered by ?estlove from The Roots. She then released her first album in 2000 which went double platinum. Recently she starred in Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married. So why do I love Jill Scott? Because she took her spoken word artistry and emerged as a music phenom. As a poet myself, I got alot of respect for Ms. Jill.

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Chrisette Michele

Number 7 - Chrisette Michele

Before Chrisette Michele rose to R&B fame, she was a gospel singer in bother high school and college. So why do I love Chrisette Michele? Anyone who as heard Michele's debut album knows that her style is sultry and reminiscent of jazz. It is not your cookie cutter R&B album. Nowadays that is something we need.

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Niecy Nash

Number 8 - Niecy Nash

Niecy Nash is most famous for her role on the Comedy Central hit Reno 911. She is also known as the host of Clean House on the Style Network. So why do I love Niecy? Because Niecy is the epitome of fabulous! Anyone who sees her on Clean House knows she always has a flower in her hair and a smile on her face!

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Toccara Jones

Number 9 - Toccara Jones

Fabolous Toccara is perhaps best known as the plus size contestant on season 3 of America's Next Top Model. During the show Toccara won Cover Girl of the Week 4 times. But Toccara is not just a pretty face. Since ANTM, Toccara has signed with Wilhelmina Models and has been on the covers of KING and FHM (nearly baring it all x_x). She has modeled for Ashley Stewart, Target, Avon and Torrid. Like other top tenner Kimberly Locke, Toccara was a contestant on Celebrity Fit Club (season 2) where she lost 32 pounds. She's back on the show again - boot camp style. Toccara was also a host on BET's Take The Cake where whe found out she was not too bright....anyway. BTW, Toccara has her own t-shirt line, Big and Fabulous (IM DYING TO GET ONE OF THESE SHIRTS!) So why do I love Tocarra?! Because she is BIG AND FABULOUS!

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Raven Symone

Number 8 - Raven Symone

Before Raven was a Cheetah Girl with fellow top tenner Sabrina Bryan, Raven was Olivia on the sitcom, the Cosby Show. Raven grew up and ended up starring in the Disney Channel hit series Thats So Raven and then the Cheetah Girls. However, the Cheetah Girls had a falling out and Raven moved on to bigger and better things like dropping 2 albums (even though they didnt seel so good) and starring in her first feature film College Road Trip with comedy veteran, Martin Lawrence. So why do I love Raven?? Because Raven is a big girl doing big things!

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Kimberly Locke

Number 9 - Kimberly Locke

On season 2 of American Idol, Kim took alot of flack from Simon about her weight. Despite that she made it all the way to the final 3 (along with Clay Aiken & Rubben Studdard). Kimberly eventually took Simon's bantering to heart and appeared as a contestant on Celebrity Fit Club where she lost 27 pounds. She was then signed to Ford Models and the rest is history! As of 2007 she lost 40 pounds and looks good! So why do I love Kimberly?? Because she's got the confidence to perform on stage in her bra and underwear. (youtube that one lol) And she looks damn good.

Toni's Top 12 Thicksational Women! - Sabrina Bryan

Okay recently I made a post about how sometimes I can feel a bit ugly...-___-. Anyway. I decided that there are beautiful curvy women out there like myself and I deccided to tell you who my favorites are! The list goes from 10 to 1.

Number 10 - Sabrina Bryan

We've seen Sabrina on the 5th season of Dancing With The Stars but before that Sabrina was strutting her stuff as a Cheetah Girl. So why do I love Sabrina? Because that girl can dance! Get em!